Ugh. BIG Night Out. The Next Morning you feel like death. Everything hurts, and you have a thirst so extreme you are unsure if you will make it to a liquid source in time. And you fell asleep wearing your contact lenses. Which are now stuck to your (severely dehydrated) eyeball. Perfect! But this half-dressed, mascara smudged, totally parched perfection, is nothing compared MORE +
The (Awkward) Truth About Cheating.
Google is awash with advice about cheating. Should you cheat? (No – Duh!) Should you admit it if you do? (Mmmm, Yes or No. It depends.) What actually counts as cheating? Varies wildly – some of us baulk at illicit thoughts, other are horrified by regular porn. One person’s flirty text is another’s full blown hurrah. Truth is, cheating is not even always about the sex (don’t believe me MORE +
Calm Down & Other Stupid Things Not To Say.
Nobody, in the history of calming down, ever calmed down by being told to 'Just Calm Down'. It's a stupid thing to say. And will generally have the reverse effect. 'Don't try and tell me to Calm Down!! I will calm the f*ck down when I am good and ready. I do not need you, or anyone else for that matter, telling me to relax, or to keep calm or to chill-out. I have never been more f*cking MORE +
‘Do What You Love’ & Other Terrible Career Advice*.
I blame Steve Jobs. He made doing what you love look easy. Like hard work and love is all it takes to go from, 'just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4,000 employees'. It's not just Steve - there are loads of people peddling this find-your-passion-and-pursue it stuff. And, quite honestly, it is making the rest of us look bad. I am not just being stroppy for the sake MORE +
Why You Are Probably Not Married (and why blokes give less of a Fu*k).
Let me guess. You are reading this because you are single and want to get married. Or are married and curious what the f*ck is up with all those poor single people who can't seem to. Or are a bloke, who has already stopped reading this 'cause they might still be single but they couldn't really give a stuff. Yes, this may be a very broad generalisation, but lurking beneath every blatant MORE +
The Problem With Envy (& all that grass is greener bullsh*t)
There is nothing more woeful than discontent and yet most of us are guilty of coveting the stuff we do not have. The bigger house, the better car, the hotter body, the easier ride. I am always bemused that most of my single friends want to get married and have kids, yet most of my married friends spend the whole time complaining about their husband/wife and kids. We are a fickle bunch and envy, MORE +
My Really Grumpy Movie Review.
As I get older I have a lot less tolerance for shit movies. Especially the ones which make women look stupid. I walked out of the movie 'Bad Moms' because life is short and I was not laughing. Other people tell me it is a funny movie and the fact that ‘A Bad Mom’s Christmas’ (same shit/different season) is on standby, suggests I may be in the minority. Whatever! I am just a little tired of MORE +
Why Your Smart Phone is Ruining Your Life
In my house, at least once a day, someone completely freaks out because they have LOST-THEIR-MOBILE-PHONE! You can smell the sheer panic as 2 minutes become 3. Where the hell is it? I don't understand. I literally just had it here. In my hand. And now it's GONE! Against the backdrop of escalating panic, the other members of the house try to help, limply lifting up cushions or glancing gormlessly MORE +
Four Things You Should (Probably) Know.
Is there anything more painfully, self-congratulatory than those annoying lists - '20 Things I Wish I Knew in My 20's' or '40 Things I learnt by the time I turned 40'. A small to medium part of me simply does-not-actually-care what they learnt or wish they knew and the rest of me honestly doesn't have that-much-time on my hands. So, sod twenty, thirty or even forty things you should probably MORE +
Money Can’t Buy You Happiness & Other Bullsh*t We Wish Was True.
People who say Money can't buy Happiness, have apparently never used Money. Seriously. Yes - that's me in the photo, on the left, trying to act casual whilst lounging on the back of a Superyacht - Say Super-What?! Occasionally life takes a turn for the ridiculous and if you are lucky enough to be on the back of that horse I say, Giddy-Up! Anyway - long story short. Despite the proclamations of MORE +
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